- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

So a seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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