- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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