- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

White men's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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