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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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