- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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