- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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