- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Women's Rights

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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