- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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