Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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