- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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