- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Irish sobriety

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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