- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Mogok Papiti.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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