- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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