- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??