Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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