Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Justin Bieber

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

jd and zach loves vigina

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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