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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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