What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Penis chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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