- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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