Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

DON"T READ THIS!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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