- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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