This is funny.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

im @ work, LOL.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A car walks into a bar.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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