Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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I agree

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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