- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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