- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Turkeys are obese

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

an emo girl walked into a white room

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Cancer. Super Cancer.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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