Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Justin Bieber

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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