Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Men

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Obama

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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