Democracy.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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