- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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