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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Swag.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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