How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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if got a joke if fogot it

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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