- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

2 + 2 = 4

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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