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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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