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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Connor is homo

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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