- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A hill billy went fishing

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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