- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Irish sobriety

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

knock knock who's there? faith

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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