- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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