what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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