- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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