- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I don't believe in giraffes.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Your mother is average.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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