- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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