- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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