- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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