- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Please don't shoot me

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Lets Go Lakers!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

my wife out of the kitchen

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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