A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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