- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Please don't shoot me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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