- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Barack Obama is a good president.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Manchester City

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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