- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.