Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

the NAACP

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

knock knock? come in

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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