- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

sky silverstein

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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