Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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