- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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