- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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