Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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