- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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