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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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