- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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