- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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