- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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