- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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