- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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