- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter