- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

my wife out of the kitchen

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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