- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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