- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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