- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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