- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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