- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

YEAH THEY DO!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

The holocaust

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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