- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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