Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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