Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Ben Affleck

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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