What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you spell eight? 8

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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