- Anti Joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.