- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

women rights

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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