- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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