What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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