A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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belly button

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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PENIS that is all

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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mikey is cute

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Anti Joke

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