NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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