Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

my penis

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

justin beiber sucks

Your gay

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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