- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

i just wrote this so hard

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Your text.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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