Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I had a submarine.... once

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

whats black and large -me

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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