- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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