- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Justin beiber..

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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