Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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