- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Skinny people fart less.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's one plus one? two.

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