Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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