- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

so the weather's nice...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

brock has small hands for a small job

Neil Lewis

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

^ That's not even funny ^

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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