What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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