Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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