What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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