- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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