Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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nolan is gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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