If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What's your guys names?

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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