I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Abortion.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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where is the world?

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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lol

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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