Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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