Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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hey hey apple

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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