- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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