- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Asians.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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