once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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