- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

An Asian with a big dick.

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